Life's Cerebrations

Hi Everybody

Didn't Shrek say that, shortly before he murdered a number of perfectly good songs in some form of bestial karaoke homage?

Anyway, I thought I would try a Blog page, see if I had the patience, discipline and time to update it on a regular basis and, as a by product, bring some amusement to your own hum drum lives.

This is Day 1 and already the thought of having to commit to writing something on a reasonably regualr basis is filling me with dread - I deleted my first account because I thought that in 2 weeks time I probably wouldn't give a toss what you all thought anyway, so what's the point?

Then I thought that was probably what the little shit on my left shoulder would want so I listened to the irritable, cloven hoofed git on my right shoulder and decided to crack on.

So, if you are still reading this, welcome. You are one of a very small number of people whose company I enjoy and who, if it is possible, I enjoy making smile unless you are in the middle of your cycle, your football team has lost or your partner at work has decided to do something useful today when the choice of doing absolutely sod all would have been the more profitable option. If you fall into those categories, please come back once that little episode has passed and if you support Spurs then I'll see you in 2010. Possibly.

Am going to see Angels and Demons tonight - I thought it was a new genre of horror film based on a 1980's hospital drama but apparently Tom Hanks is in it and that's all I want to say on that.

Playing golf on Monday, the wettest day of the year so far, apparently which will be nice. Billy has volunteered to caddy for me. That followed my saying that I was meeting Neil in the Little Chef for breakfast, first. And I have to get a trolley.

Have a good weekend, who ever you are and I'll think of some amusing things to post here when I get time.

John